Eloquent words of wisdom are adored by masses of people, who plunk gag-me-now quotes into their e-mail signatures. Even though you can find those quotes in my e-mails too, I have a deep appreciation for wisdom that comes with a little stank on it:
"There's nothing open after 2AM but legs and liquor stores."
This bit of wisdom came from a loud and gettofied plaintiff on Divorce Court. Hand on hip. Neck rolling. In front of a judge. She clearly meant every word of it. No rose-colored glass filters. No test for political correctness. Just pure Fackin Truth. Put that one in your e-mail signature.
