Because sometimes my mom sends funny stuff in email...

April 01, 2009

Because sometimes my mom sends funny stuff in email...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

April 01, 2009 in Humor | Permalink

Tags: adultery, humor, joke, prescription

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BWAHHAAAAHAAAA!!!

Now that was funny, chile. Too funny!!

Thanks for the laugh!

Posted by: LadyLee | April 01, 2009 at 05:43 PM

LMAO! I love it!

love to live; live to love!

Posted by: blujewel | April 02, 2009 at 09:27 PM

hit me the next time somebody need such - can tell u how to make it

Posted by: rawdawgbuffalo | April 03, 2009 at 11:04 AM

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