"Bill! Come here... take off your shoes..."
Hillary is at it again. Instead of using new technology (like computers and calculators) to tabulate her losing streak, she employed the 1st-grade system of counting fingers and toes.
Hillary. I'm sorry. But your fuzzy math designed to fake a lead in the Democratic primaries won't work even if you use all of your fingers and toes - and then move on to Bill's. You probably won't be able to get him to take off anything without hiring an intern anyway.
Up until now, you've been employing weird math to funk-fake a lead over Obama. You're so creative, that you even counted a state where OBAMA WASN'T ON THE BALLOT. What da' frick?
You're not fooling anybody. Not even the little girl in this picture...
So for running out of fingers and toes... and for not allowing a simple thing like LOSING to get in the way of winning... I hereby fire up the boat and issue your one-way ticket to Moron Island.