Sometimes my mind wanders, and I just let if walk off...
Moral relativism is an elaborate scheme to get away with rank ish. Some stuff will remain just plain. wrong... like molesting children, stabbing folks over a parking space, and forgetting to place my delicious golden crack fries in my McDonald's bag. That last one can make me lose. my. religion...
Just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it.
I put $5 worth of gas in my car. Under the old price scheme, I could make it home. Under the new price scheme, that gas vaporized when I started the car.
Puerto Rico and crack cocaine have something in common: Don't try it the first time if you don't wanna get hooked.
Puppies are like babies. Sometimes you just wanna put 'em back and you fantasize about life before cleaning poop.
Babies are like puppies. You envy their life of eating and sleeping.
Teenagers are like aliens. Nuff said about that one.
If money is the root of all evil, why do you work? Get it right people, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
Courtesy of an old friend, if your Facebook relationship status says "It's complicated," escape your world of denial and change it to "SINGLE." That person is probably already stalking somebody else's profile.
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