Imagine this. The 32 year-old mother of a 13-year old child can no longer bear children, but she wants a child with her current boyfriend. What options for them come to mind?
A surrogate mother?
Fertility treatments? Octomom did it in grand style.
How about a darned PUPPY?
Apparently Shana Brown of western Pennsylvania is a much more complex thinker than us simple-minded organisms. Because the genius machine in her dome concocted a plan to drug her 13-year old daughter and allow her grown-assed boyfriend to rape and impregnate the girl.
Seriously, the girl escaped the sick plan on three different occasions:
"The three attempts to occurred in Brown's home in Uniontown, about 50 miles south of Pittsburgh, according to the criminal complaint. The girl told police the plot was apparently hatched sometime in December after she rejected her mother's proposal that she allow Calloway to impregnate her and then marry him."
If your eyes aren't burning from their sockets yet, you can read the entire story here.
Now I'm not one to be unreasonable. I want to be fair. Let's all offer the mother a round of applause for giving the girl the option to screw the boyfriend and have the baby while wide awake. [crickets] I thought so...
It's a shame when odd news goes from funny and quirky to tragic. While we've all complained (once or twice) about bad mothers who can't stop having kids, how about the sweet natural selection that robbed Ms. Brown of her fertility? Who knows what Tales of Fantastic Mothering would have met offspring #2.
I hear there's a special place in hell for Baptists who drink and *gasp* dance. There must be a special place in jail for mothers who condone the statuatory rape of their own daughters, and the flaming morons who join the party.